Employment

While endeavoring to succeed in the publication of a literary work, it became incumbent for me to procure employment lest I be exiled to the streets. My wages are meanly sized, yet I am happy in the knowledge that my time is spent fruitfully. Indeed, so great was my success to-day that my master awarded me with a confectionery bar known commonly as "Kit Kat."

Redecorating

I am delighted to inform our dear readership that in the coming days this sisterly blog will be given a look that is more pleasing. Perchance these renovations will increase our patronage, which has waned thin as of late. Indeed, it appears the Russians have abandoned interest in our musings altogether.