Scholarship

As the period for final examinations commences, one cannot help but feel o'er-clouded by a sense of dread. Judgment day at last is upon us. The university's professors will determine whether or not we have had scholarly habits under their tutelage, and I cannot help but fear that I will fail them by no mean size. My schoolmates do not seem as concerned: they are discussing the most advantageous places to acquire hamburgers after this ordeal is finished.